Month: November 2014

Avoidance Meatballs

I have so many words and thoughts running in my brain right now I’m not sure how I’m gonna get them all out, and how they are going…

Giant Noggin

Giant Puppy is only 9.5 months old. She has a HUGE heavy strong noggin on her. The other night that giant noggin bopped me in the lower jaw…

A Day In The Life of Giant Puppy

Giant Puppy gets up in the morning and runsrunsruns. Giant Puppy prefers to come indoors for just a little while to get some food and bark at the…

Ham Hock

If You Give a Giant Puppy a Ham Hock…she will first look at the frozen chunk of love and stare. And walk around it a few times, sniffing…

Best Version of Myself

Best Version of Myself Hmmm. I started writing this post in my head with the words “I do not like…” Instead, I’m turning it around to this. 1….

CLOSED!

After not one, not two but THREE failed “contracts” the ink on the closing papers for the condo is now dry as of yesterday afternoon. We actually didn’t…

All Things Giant Puppy

All Things Giant Puppy. Three months ago, we fell in love. Sadie’s Safe Harbor is a canine rescue located in our small town which I have been following…

Political Robocalls

My 9 year old niece had a great one-sided conversation with robo Bill Clinton today. “Why hello Mr. Clinton. Yes, I have heard about that. And yes, you…

Omnious Rabbit Dream

Omnious Rabbit Dream. Yikes. So last night I was up until the wee hours of the morning pondering all things…career related. I went to bed with a heavy…

Fertility Tales

It was a dark and stormy night. No, wait. Once upon a time? Sigh. How to begin. Begin. In the beginning there was a forty year old woman….

Personal Goals

Personal Goals: The month of November is always the month that I think I’m going to actually get my shit together someday and actually WRITE FOR REAL. And…