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Da Bacon Duo

Time for the annual photo of Mrs. Bacon and Free Bacon at the QCRG Awards Banquet! My Husband, bless his heart, LOVES DERBY. Over the last few years…

Bacon Announcement

What are we getting ourselves into? Thank you Queen City Roller Girls for trusting HWMMS to be the crazy one out there to take on this position. Be…

That Moment When Your Realize the Bills Streaker Who Looks Like Your Friend Is Actually Your Friend

Yep, me and about 270 other people I know in WNY are friends with Bills Streaker aka Señor Wiener. Here’s the story…I turned off the Bills game yesterday…

Meat on Meat

“Isn’t that sort of lazy? Meat on Meat?” -HWMMS Blasphemy. I pulled out a Chuck Roast from the bottom of the chest freezer and two pounds of bacon….

Rochester Roller Derby

Random Rainy Roadtrip to Rochester for Roller Derby. And continuing with the alteration, we even saw a rainbow! HWMMS (Free Bacon) wanted to thank the ROC City Derby…

Dyngus Day Buffalo 2015

Happy Dyngus Day! Time to head down to the Historic Polonia District in Buffalo for a little post-lenten celebration! Where the hell do all these thousands upon thousands…

Honeymoon in Vermont

Click here for Honeymoon #1: Trip to the Berkshires Honeymoon in Vermont For Honeymoon Part Two, HWMMS and I visited the great state of VERMONT at the end…

Queen City Roller Girls Holiday Frolic

Queen City Roller Girls Holiday Frolic Last night He Who Makes Me Smile and I attended the Queen City Roller Girls Holiday Frolic. For those of you who…

Ham & Bean – Never Ask Me for a Recipe – Soup

Last week I made “French Onion” soup. Um, sure. French. Or something. Basically, I took the harvest of onions from the garden. (I CANNOT BELIEVE I NEGLECTED TO…

Snowday #1 Update

Things I accomplished on my LIST OF SNOW DAY ACTIVITIES I COULD BE DOING BUT INSTEAD I SIT ON THE COUCH STARING AT THE INTERNET NEXT TO A…

Twitterments

Because not everybody loves Twitter like I do… “And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward,…

Ribs

Ribs. Mmmmm. I went to the freezer looking for something? And the two packages of ribs called out to me. EAT ME. If there’s one thing I’ve learned…

Weight, Weight Don’t Tell Me!

I’m an idiot and I totally deserve how I’m physically feeling right now. It’s almost like I unconsciously willed myself to it. Funny how the world works, eh?…

Content

Last night around 2 am (after eating the last of HWMMS Chinese food in the fridge) I was feeling pretty content. How to make your husband angry: eat…

Jell-o Museum

Jell-o Museum One of the items on my Things To-Do Before Turning 40 list included visiting the Jell-o Museum in LeRoy, NY. (If you have to ask why,…

No

Simple word right? One of the first words we learn as a child. NO! I need to learn how to say no. IN THE FIRST PLACE. “I’m sorry….

Recovery (through the eyes of Hydrocodone-Acetaminophen)

Recovery (through the eyes of Hydrocodone-Acetaminophen) Tee hee. I was sleeping last night while taking the happy pain pills, now I’m awake, armed with YouTube and the company…