Ive been reading this magazine for some time now. It goes a little something like this. “Ooooh. Pretty. Oooooooh. Ahhhh.”

Yeah.

I always think I want to subscribe, I never do. I never buy one issue because it is $6 and a subscription is only $30. Or so sayeth the many 3 by 5 cards that flew out while I was flipping through the glossy mag…although online it tells me $40? Hmmmm.

But damn. The July issue is magnificent.

The Blantyre in Lenox, Massachusetts. (2 hours out of Boston) was featured this month. Only $675 per night. (gasp…catching breath…) I am not sure if I have ever imagined a prettier room.

Oh dear God…I want to be rich. As Dick Cheney said without remorse…FUCK! Fuck this idea of paycheck to paycheck and helping the underlings…Alright, I’m partially kidding. But a girl can dream right? You can have weddings here too…ya’all would come and visit me if I got married in MA right?

Statement contingent upon future husbands stock portfolio, interested applicants email me at allthingsjennifer@gmail.com. And no, I will not sign a prenup!