(Enter ominous zombie background music.)
She asked if I looked inside the shed and took photos?
THERE COULD BE ZOMBIES IN THERE!
Sophia? Is that you?
In case it is, I’ll be right here behind you taking photos. This is why it’s always best to visit vacant properties with another person, so one person can take photographic evidence of the other getting munched on by zombies JUST IN CASE no one believes you!
Nope, no zombies. Safe.
(She loves me, I know she does.)