Dear Santa

I have a confession to make.

I wore out another cheap magic bullet toy. Yes, this would be my 3rd time. I blame it not on my sex drive, but on the cheap manufacturing…kinda like buying the $2.99 pair of cheap headphones? Same idea, the wires get loose and all is not well.

Now is a particularly awful time for me to lose my best friend. I’m just staring my new jobs, I need $ to pay bills, etc…not buy a new magic bullet.

But can a good Republican small town girl post a
“I Need A New Vibrator” fund on her Paypal Tip Jar?


Whatcha talkin' bout Willis?