Fill in the Blank

1. I can’t believe I’ve never…
Broken a bone. Really, have you seen how clumsy I am?

2. Every time I think about … I still cringe.
Those long winded letters stating my undying unrequited love…

3. I wish I’d …when I had the chance.
Seriously studied a foreign language back in college.

4. I’ve never felt so out of place as when I…
Think about all the other women my ex dates, not a single one is anything like me.

5. … is/are my guiltiest pleasure.
Blogs. (And the internet in general.)

6. I hope … knows how grateful I am for …
My brother…everything, being the best brother and friend a sister could ever ask for.

7. In my darkest hours, I secretly blame … for my dysfunction.
ME of course! Is there someone else to blame?

8. … changed my life forever.
Death.