Friday follies…(work in progress…)

Sad kitty story
I was not happy to read this editorial. Made my heart sad. Shed a tear on the metro…looked like a fool.

The bachelor, ha!
Walking by a stack of Artvoice papers I chuckled to myself…thinking about BOB GUINEY playing at Nietzche’s on May 14th! Gasp! What the? And to think I once thought that he was *the one* he he he. The advertisement billed him first (and correctly so…) as a Reality TV (fame whore) Star…and mentioned his, band? second. He he he…

Green Mittens anyone?
Woke up early, again. Made it to school early, again. Snowing in Buffalo, again.
Looks like it will be around for the parade on Sunday. As much as ALL THINGS JEN loveslovesloves a good fluffy snowfall. I’m feeling ambivalent about this one. Perhaps it is about Spring. Perhaps it is thoughts about Virginia not looking that bad after all!

Quietkey?
The computer keyboard I am typing on here at school is called the Dell Quietkey. Quiet? She thinks to herself? I even TYPE loud? Egads!

How many times does it take the Burger King cashier to realize I want my crossaintwich and coffee for “here?”

Correct answer- One.
Real life answer- Three.

Can I start ordering a “whole” instead of two half-half’s for my coffee?
Kinda like the doubledouble game at Tim Horton’s.

My brother likes to play this silly game…
When someone kindly asks “And how do you spell that?” when asking about our last name, which is Smith… (Jane Doe or Jen Smith which is more common?) Instead of making the person feel dumb by spelling out Smith. S-M-I-T-H…just say smmmmmmiiiiiiith. Reeeeeeeal slow. They feel dumb either way, but at least this way they get a chcukle out of it (or so he tells me!)

The law library closes today at 5:00. Hence, SPRING BREAK has arrived (so I celebrated last night!) But Spring Break is hardly a break…when you have mounds of work to accomplish…the “break” is for the professors, not the students…it is definitely a working break…we need that extra week just to be able to accomplish having the detailed outline for the 40-50 page Public Employment Seminar Paper to be turned in…after break. Not to mention catching up on all the reading and notes for classes not attended…which brings me to another point…

Is it worse to ignore, completely, the professor in class and check your email, check out honeymoon websites, half.com and the like (for 90 minutes?) OR to not attend class at all? I choose B. I also do not have a laptop. Remember when I said I hated Cell Phones???

(or is it worse to split infinitives and annoy your grammatically stringent boyfriend?)

Oh no. Look what was sent to me…another quiz.
Ok Cupid. I think it is more of a matchmaking of sorts. Fun. Although straining to think about how many people I have kissed is not the way I wanted to begin my Friday…I estimated. ; ) And how many times have I been in love? God, this question cores me…love? Does it have to be returned? Blah.

Ouch. Im not sure I like my results…and I’m not entirely sure that this is me…I think it could be an inner hidden Jen, if I had internal confidence and seduction powers. Ahem: )

(Perhaps it was questions such as: Do you consider yourself smarter than others? Would you rather have 10 random people in the world die, or yourself? Is plainness an absolute dealbreaker (in a relationship)?

The Priss (Yikes! One of my nicknames by my Dad….Miss Prissy (think Foghorn Leghorn) oh and Lil Brother Linus, likes to think of me as the loveable Lucy Van Pelt.

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Bold= Of course, the quiz knows me so well!
Italics= Oops, Wrong Jen Smith.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You’re highly perceptive, and confident in your judgments. You’d take brutal honesty over superficiality any time–your friends always know where they stand with you. You’re completely unfake. Don’t tell me that’s not a word. You’re also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy. (I have discovered that I could, if I wanted to, that is…)

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards. (ha!)

You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you’re pregnant. LOL. Though you’re inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it’s not as one of mass destruction. You’re choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you’re really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy

CONSIDER: The Manchild

Your exact opposite:
The Playstation


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