A few quotes from friends regarding my Ex and his pending (perhaps already completed…GULP…pit of stomach drop) nuptials?

“If I were a man, I’d marry you.”

“Perhaps seeing that the woman speaks a different language he won’t have to worry about not communicating with her.”

“It’s like When Harry Met Sally…PLUS!”

“It sounds like bad, Lifetime “made for tv movie!”

“I may go get drunk tonight on your behalf.”

“I can imagine if you said it was a woman from CHINA but not South America.” (That one, was my MOM!)

I was NOT ok on Friday. I was certainly in a state of shock. And then I cried a lot and drank some and talked it out a little (poor B) and that was that. Mark fell back into the non thinking about state he has been in my life the last few months. Only more so.

Beat me senseless. I was awful over the weekend, been really grumpy and pissy and busy and annoyed in general lately and then I heard that news. I hated myself. Completely.

And then realize I can still hate myself but not because my ex is getting married to someone he met once for a week or so from South America.