It’s 11:00. Do you know where your husband is?

Me: (To Self) What the heck is that noise?

Me: Honey?

Me: (Looking Outside) What are you doing?

HWMMS (Husband Who Makes Me Smile): Drilling a bigger hole in the air-conditioner unit so it can drain better…

Me: (To Self) At 11pm?

Me: (Out Loud) While it’s still ON???!!!

HWMMS : It’s fine I had a good inch before I hit any freon line.

Of course, of course…that makes me feel much better.

Thank goodness we are getting the home unit replaced TOMORROW AFTERNOON!


Whatcha talkin' bout Willis?