I’m soooo jealous of my ex-rentmate! SHE GOT HER FIRST SET OF NEW ADDRESS LABELS AT HER NEW ADDRESS!

Hmmm, we both moved out at the same time. SO WHERE ARE MINE?

Hello? Disabled Three Legged Dog Lovers of Eastern New Jersey? Slightly Vision Impaired Bitter Ex-Wives of America?

Can I have my labels please?

Ok, maybe that wasn’t funny. Although some of the charities that send these labels I have never heard of and I have been working in the non profit world, oh all my life.

American Cancer Society? Alpha Delta Pi? Allegheny College? SPCA?

Can you hear me? I need return address labels too. Trust me, NO ONE can read my writing.