I AM NOT JENNIFER HAWKINS!!!
STOP COMING TO MY BLOG!!!

On second thought…

WELCOME to my blog. Here’s what you’re looking for!

No joke, these have been my last 10 searches!
jennifer hawkins red thong
Jennifer hawkins thong
jennifer hawkins + oops + miss universe
jennifer hawkins thongs
jennifer hawkins thong
jennifer hawkins in a thong
jennifer hawkins red thong
jennifer hawkins losing her skirt
jennifer hawkins skirt falls off
JENNIFER HAWKINS THONG PICTURES
jennifer hawkins skirt photo loses

I WISH.

Not to be Ms. Universe, although that might be nice.

(I’m falling under that beauty queens are not so smart theory, I like my smarts!)

I wouldn’t mind being Mrs. Hawkins however!
R

on, will you marry me?

The God of My Idolatry is happily partnered off with a lovely (Oh so, I hear) woman named Jill. For the last 5 years. I have no chance of becoming Mrs. Hawkins.