Might as well marry me off and bear children!

Mark: I won a Dyson Vaccuum!

Me: What! (Excited) Call me!

Mark: Don’t get too excited it is from an email from Zoomega or something telling me I won the vacuum.

Me: Oh. I was excited, we need a vacuum! (THERE’S THAT DAMN WE AGAIN!)

Whatcha talkin' bout Willis?