Yesterday, leaving the hospital with my Mom and Keith I locked my keys in the van while it was running.

Yesterday, when coming back to Buffalo all I could think about was taking a long nap and baking Gma Baker’s Christmas Cookies. I knew I needed EGGS. So I stopped at Wegmans…bought $50 worth of baking items. AND NO EGGS.

I ended up stopping at the convenience store on the way back and paid WAY TOO MUCH for two dozen eggs…and then took a long nap.

I woke up this morning? Realizing I left the eggs in the bag at the front door with all the other baking items. Room temp? I guess so.

Damn! Off to get more eggs.

Whatcha talkin' bout Willis?