Nope. Not me.

That would explain it, but trust me, I’m not. So someone tell me why my body feels like it’s aged 20 years in the last two weeks? Mark’s answer? “I dunno have you been time traveling?” But trust me, that’s not it either. Ugh. Long week emotionally… AND my body hates me. In fairness, I treat it like shit. But is it all supposed to catch up with you at once? Feeling sick after eating bad for you food? Achy joints? Sandbags over my body forcing me to sleep in? And suddenly many, many silver hairs appearing?

Not pregnant. Not depressed.

Just feel, old. And no time machine to show for it.

Whatcha talkin' bout Willis?