My blog is so very fluffy, trite and contrary today. Perhaps it is because of the rain?

Anyhow. Thongs.

Purchase at Victoria’s Secret. Pretty spring colors!

Ladies you know them, you love them (right?) and if you do not love them you need to attempt the three day test. As a bridesmaid in a good friends wedding, I was ordered to wear a thong. The not so-bridezilla is a thong supporter. I, on the other hand, did not think I would like. However, after a few times trying it on. I liked it. Just like Mikey.

Although some women apparently disagree…see shocking story “Here’s proof that thong underwear was created to please men, not women.”

“I look at every woman’s butt to see if she’s wearing a thong,” said a 26-year-old Harvard MBA student. “And the ones that are, it’s like a badge of honor — these are women who think they’re really good-looking, or at least they act like they are.” It’s the so-called thong vibe, and I heard it defined by man after man, from coast to coast. “I put thong, sexy and classy all in the same line,” said a Connecticut sales rep, 24. “It’s a turn-on, but there’s nothing trashy about it. It’s like a guy who isn’t afraid to take his shirt off at the beach.”

No way! They make me feel sexy and womanly and powerful and yes, a tad bit naughty I might add! Not because a man told me so, but because I embraced the thong as my own. So, this being true why is it that they all end up at the bottom of the panty drawer? I bring them out when I desperately need to do the laundry….(or for a special shaving of the legs occasion…ahem!) and this isn’t what they were made for! Revolting!

So, for fun, I threw on a pair Monday. And today. And I felt better about myself and happy just knowing I had a tiny piece of linen creeping up my butt…I walked around a bit sassier, the sun was shining just a little brighter and my smile had to reach at least one unsuspecting thong-less soul.

So I am sharing the love.

Let’s all make TAX Day- Thursday April 15th… Thong Day!

I figure thongs are liberating, and so is completing your taxes.

For those who feel oppressed by Uncle Sam, you can take it to new heights and show him where to stuff it, by secretly flaunting a thong!

And for those with a refund to smile about, you will be prancing around town anyhow, why not add the extra spice of the thong?

So Ladies? Whatta think? Spring has sprung…put an extra shake in your step!

Men…encourage your women friends to wear that sexy piece of undergarment. Or uh, embrace yourself like this young man. Sure.

And for the unbelievers, buy one today. Try one today. And then give it two more wearings…you might be converted…you never know until you try.

(Better marketing of this day can be recommended below…I just want all the ladies out there to unite and feel sassy, sexy and strong by a random wearing of the thong! It works for me…and my goal on earth is to spread happiness and joy, right?)

Spread the word. Just make sure no one is checking. Egads!

Although, please do not spread the crack. Do not try this at home. Bad thong wearing woman. Only a woman trying to please someone would be doing this.

Perhaps it will be good practice for National Underwear Day!

Disclaimer: All Things Jen does not endorse the thong for

1. Anyone under the legal age to vote.

2. Anyone who too old too remember if they voted.

3. Anyone who might be in need of a “pearl, pearl” cause she’s a pearl girl.