Oh the joys of having smartass copywriter friends.

In my tiny, tiny apartment I have precious little space. Believe it or not, I’m, still downsizing. Which means FREE DESK!

Of course all I said was Free Desk. Brown. Decent condition. Some scratches.


And then my friend Bobby got a hold of the page and spiced it up a bit. Now no one will be taking my desk.


Whatcha talkin' bout Willis?