Phone call before lunch

Me: “Hey, love…ready for me to pick you up?”

Mark: “Yeah. Can you do me a favor and bring me a few band-aids?”

Me: “Sure baby, what happened? WAIT A MINUTE. You work at (Insert Name of HUGE Hospital and World Class Research Institute here) and you’re asking ME for a band-aid?”

Of course I brought him one. Two in fact.

Whatcha talkin' bout Willis?