Randomments: I Like Sharing


Randomments

I like sharing. THE WORLD NEEDS MORE MERB’YS! Newfoundland calendar of burly mermaid men raises $300,000 for mental health This is the kind of political news I miss reading—WNY GOP candidate playing to NYC. Also, bringing the legalization of marijuana into the discussion. Brilliant. Giambra sees legalized pot as transit funding source THANK YOU. ALL NEWS OUTLETS […]

January 15, 2018

R Word. ENOUGH.


Randomments

R Word. ENOUGH. THIS WORD IS SO OFFENSIVE TO ME AND SO MANY PEOPLE I LOVE. Eliminate it from your vocabulary. Spread love and kindness. It takes one second to stop and choose a different word. 225 Substitutes for the R-Word

January 9, 2018

My First Car


Randomments

Writing prompt found on Twitter: Please tell me about your first car in 20 words 1985 Burnt Sienna Chevy Citation. Pretty sure my friend Katie had something to do with naming the color after learning about the color wheel in Studio in Art class with Mr. Siskar. I loved that damn car. And I loved that […]

December 28, 2017

The End of the Year (Anti) Bucket List


Books, Garden, Randomments, TV, Writing

A repost of my article in the Springville Times: The End of the Year (Anti) Bucket List With all the hustle and bustle of the Holiday Season (almost) behind us the very, last thing you might be thinking about includes making more plans for the weeks ahead. Time for a rest, recoup and recovery session to […]

December 24, 2017

All Things True Confession: Gossip Website Addictions


Personal, Randomments

All Things True Confession: Gossip Website Addictions Answer: What is Us Weekly. Daily Mail. Blind Gossip & Reality Steve. Question: What are All Things Jennifer’s favorite website addictions? I’m a SUCKER for the celebrity gossip pages. I have NO control. I’m embarrassed to say I probably check each one of the sites listed above every […]

December 22, 2017

Tonight’s Could/Should Do List


Randomments

Tonight’s Could/Should Do List (For After 5pm) Write Freelance Articles Work on Chamber Webpage Directory Schedule Social Media Posts/Newsletter Put Up Living Room Christmas Tree Finish Decorating Rest of House for Christmas Rainbow Vacuum/Mop Main Floor of Weber Wonderland Read a Book Journal Finish Christmas Cards Grocery Shopping (CHECK! I needed more butter before doing the […]

December 18, 2017

Randomments: Friday Winter Wonderland Version


Holidays, Randomments, Weber Wonderland, Western New York

Randomments. “I need a little Christmas, right this very minute!”  1. Despite much snow at Weber Wonderland, we still haven’t decorated. This is always the problem, I want to before Thanksgiving when spirits are high. Instead I’m now surrounded by high piles of decoration boxes which are stacked in front of the wine rack making […]

December 15, 2017

Computer Bag


HWMMS, Randomments

This bag belonged to my husband’s mama. “General Society of Mayflower Descendants” I’ve recently adopted it as my computer bag. He said it would make her smile. I wish I had time to know her better. She passed away 6 months after we started dating. Oh the stories she would have had to share…I also […]

December 12, 2017

My Attempt To Make A Random Day, a Great American Smoke Out Day


Randomments

I can’t believe I wrote this back in 2004. That was 13 years ago guys! But the story is still funny to me and since it is Great American Smoke Out Day, I thought I’d repost and share. Enjoy. My Attempt To Make A Random Day, a Great American Smoke Out Day I was riding […]

November 16, 2017

Age


Randomments

“Act your age.” What exactly does this mean? Clearly, we act, whatever age we are, right? If I’m 43 and I choose to eat french fries and chicken nuggets for lunch am I not acting as a 43 year old adult? Nope. I’m still 43. And I chose to eat french fries and chicken nuggets […]

November 12, 2017

Jane, the Worm Who Tells Me To Eat All The Things That Lives In My Belly


Randomments

Does anyone else feel like they have a giant worm inside them that tells them to EAT ALL THE THINGS? No? Just me? Well, then, let me tell you about this worm of mine. She is not my friend. Oh she thinks she has me wrapped around her little slithery body but no, no one […]

November 8, 2017

Monday, Monday


Randomments

Today was a good day. Monday is one of my full day in the office days. I bring two travel mugs of coffee with me in the morning and I hope for the best. Of course the best usually gets me through about 2pm—and then I may or may not head over to Crosby’s for […]

November 6, 2017

Twitterments


Randomments, Social Media

Twitterments. Because not everyone is on Twitter. Note to self. You are happy when you put words on the page. Put more words on more pages. Make more words. Make more happy. #amwriting Why are all my favorite childhood songs in commercials? #old My Husband prepares food & STANDS AT THE BUTCHER BLOCK in the […]

October 22, 2017

Twitterments


Randomments, Social Media

Twitterments. Because not everyone is on Twitter. I find myself saying “it’s only x’o’clock” all the time lately. As in, it’s only 8:39pm o’clock? Really? Today is a finding it hard kind of day to do the daily day things that seem to not matter at all because OUR WORLD IS CRUMBLING IN CHAOS. Am […]

October 12, 2017

Puerto Rico


Mind and Spirit, Randomments

Puerto Rico. Dear God. San Juan mayor: ‘I am begging, begging anyone who can hear us to save us from dying’ I can’t even begin to comprehend. How are we talking about kneeling at NFL games, private plane trips for officials, another miserable attempt at health care and now tax cuts? HOW ARE ANY OF […]

September 29, 2017

Twitterments


Randomments, Social Media

Twitterments. Me in 140 charcters or less. Like what you see, come follow me! Be ethical. Be honest. Be human. #LifeLessons It’s midnight. WHY AM I HEARING POWER TOOLS ON THE PATIO OUTSIDE? Oh dear husband… AND the answer to my last tweet? How about finishing up one last part of the new patio tables […]

August 28, 2017

Twitterments


Randomments, Social Media

Twitterments: Me in 140 charcters or less. Like what you see, come follow me! How long does it take Doc Brown and Marty to go back in time to destroy Grey’s Sports Almanac again? It’s normal to want to pull the covers over your head and just cry until you nap. Right? It is so […]

August 12, 2017

VAGINA!


Health & Wellness, Randomments

VAGINA! First of all, really? Surveys have found that between 35 and 65 percent of women are uncomfortable saying the word “vagina” –It’s 2017 — ‘vagina’ should be a part of our everyday vocabulary I don’t really understand why someone would be uncomfortable with a word, that’s the name of a body part. Leg, hand, head, heart, liver, vagina…penis, eyeball. All […]

July 8, 2017

Twitterments


Randomments, Social Media

Twitterments. Me in 140 charcters or less. Like what you see, come follow me! More coffee or not more coffee, that is….a silly question. Ah, after long day of work, hot tub time with a bestie feels so good. The glass of bubbly HWMMS poured also helped. #HotTubTuesday “Sometimes I forget putting myself first isn’t […]

May 23, 2017

Twitterments


Randomments, Social Media

Twitterments. Me in 140 charcters or less. Like what you see, come follow me! Getting my connections on over at #Linkedin. Let’s connect! https://www.linkedin.com/in/allthingsjenniferweber/ Ugh. All heroin is bad. Don’t use any!!! If it only could be that simple… Good morning. 5am puppies need to potty hour! I really should just get up and start […]

May 15, 2017

Twitterments


Randomments, Social Media

Twitterments. Me in 140 charcters or less. Like what you see, come follow me! Love a good herb garden! Oh my goodness I wish I could have acres of peonies… It’s weird that there’s a March for the Climate. Right? Spent time this misty grey afternoon weeding the onion patch & herb garden. My hands […]

April 29, 2017

Dating Apps in 2017?


Dating, HWMMS, Randomments

Dating Apps in 2017? Haha. I typed in the word “dating” in my Flickr search bar and what came up? A photo of “First Date Skirt.” And then of course I had to look this up on All Things Jennifer and this post —–made me laugh. Also, I could EASILY substitute the name Mark with […]

April 25, 2017

Twitterments


Randomments, Social Media

Twitterments. Me in 140 charcters or less. Like what you see, come follow me! Is it bedtime yet? Why am I so tired? Zzzzz… Oh. My. GOD. I had no idea adoption shaming like this existed. I hate that I keep playing catch up in #CampNaNoWriMo. I like that I’m at least keeping at pace […]

April 23, 2017

Like Mother Like Daughter: Brigth Ligth?


Family, Randomments

Like Mother Like Daughter: Brigth Ligth? I just did a quick search in my archives for moments I blogged about how I hate my cellphone because the charging port ALWAYS breaks and won’ t hold a charge and these are the links I found. Brigth Ligth…take 3? Matters Needing Attention CHARGE! Oh how I wish […]

April 23, 2017

Twitterments


Randomments, Social Media

Twitterments. Me in 140 charcters or less. Like what you see, come follow me! HWMMS found my fitbit! Hurrah! You know it’s about to rain like crazy when the entire house turns dark and you can’t get a decent internet signal. #countryliving Puppies are enjoying big hunks of frozen beef soup bones. They have a […]

April 16, 2017

Fresh Air


Randomments

No, not the NPR program hosted by Terry Gross. I mean ACTUAL FRESH AIR. As in, I’m sitting in the living room right now and feeling a breeze from the kitchen window while listening to the song of the wind chimes on the porch and the peepers at the pond. Our living room is in […]

April 16, 2017

Twitterments


Randomments, Social Media

Twitterments. Me in 140 charcters or less. Like what you see, come follow me! Its a zombie coffee cup on the porch kind of afternoon. Reminder…I need to put my heart shaped hot tub misadventure on the page, it’s a ridiculous story. Blogging makes me happy. #14YearsAndStillGoing Mom & the family started a list of […]

April 9, 2017