Because you will continue to get THESE messages from “partners” that end up going in your spam box, daily.
SUBJECT: Chemistry.com: Don’t Ask Him To Sit On Santa’s Lap
Um, OK. WHAT?
I had to read more…
Holiday Do’s and Don’ts fromDo: Share memories of holidays past
Don’t: Share memories of Exes
Do: Take advantage of the mistletoe
Don’t: Ask your date to sit on Santa’s lap
So I guess Chemistry.com would really not approve of dreaming about asking someone from the past if I could sit on Santa’s lap while wearing my Santa nighty and singing *Santa Baby* Oh well. Guess that’s why I’m not on the dating sites, right!
Ho. Ho. HO.
I like my Do’s and Dont’s much better. Just do. 😉