Mark: I could go for another sandwich.

Jen: Oh, really, and who’s gonna make that for you?

Mark: The sandwich bitch.

Jen: Sandwich bitch?

Mark: Yeah, the sandwich bitch.

Jen ignoring the sandwich bitch comment and flipping through the channels…landing on the God channel.

Jen: Is this from the 80’s or today?

Mark: You never can tell with them.

Jen: So, 80’s?

Mark: No, this one’s recent the preacher guy used to have black hair…

Jen: And you know this how?

Flip, flip, flip…Landing on CMT.

Jen: Oh my God there’s a Coyote Ugly 3 reality show, how come I didn’t know about this?

Flip, flip, flip…Landing on TV Land, which SHOULD say it all.

Mark: …

Jen: …

Mark: What is this show?

Jen: Some kind of High School Reunion?

Mark: …

Jen: …

TV Voiceover Man: Coming up on High School Reunion, Class of 87…

Mark: …

Jen: Honey, what class are you again?

Mark: 85

(Lightbulb moment)

Mark: OH MY GOD I DON’T LOOK THAT OLD DO I???

Jen: Laughing, slinks out of the room to become the sandwich bitch…

Mark: (TV Land still on) No really, these people look middle aged!

Mark: Look at him, he’s younger than me?

Jen: Laughing (with him of course) from the kitchen.

Mark” No really, look at her hands, her hands look OLD!

Mark: Oh God, the bad music!

Mark: I mean if I saw that woman in the store I wouldn’t think she was my age!

Mark: Sandwich bitch, bring me a drink too…