Slightly edited quotes from time travel movies in the 80’s that I hope to hear in Hot Tub Time Machine.

“Are you telling me you made a time machine, out of a HOT TUB?”

“The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a hot tub, why not do it with some style?”

“If you put your body into a #hottubtimemachine, you can accomplish anything. ”

“Why don’t you make like a tree and get out of this #hottubtimemachine.”

“And that’s when you came up with the idea for the #hottubtimemachine which is what makes time travel possible.”

“Are you telling me this #hottubtimemachine is nuclear?”

“Lorraine, my #hottubtimemachine has bought me to you.”

“That’s about as funny as a screen door on a #hottubtimemachine.”

“I’m sure that in 1985 a #hottubtimemachine is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it’s a little hard to come by.”

“No McFly ever amounted to anything in a #hottubtimemachine.”

“Jesus, George, it was a wonder I was even born without the #hottubtimemachine.”