Stories of my life…

Funny Halloween Ecard: Sorry you were too fat for a one size fits all Halloween costume.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Harold Camping predicts the apocalypse the same way I predict when I'm going to start getting in shape again.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bitchy.

Whatcha talkin' bout Willis?