Things greater than or equal to my dislike of this heat and humidity

1. Eye Surgery

2. Gin

3. Asking people for help

4. Casino Gambling as the panacea for all of Buffalo’s woes

5. Ignorance

6. Watching the Buffalo Bills lose

7. Nursing homes

8. Reading posts from the past about things I hateĀ  when I am hot and humid and muggy and can’t find either pair of glasses to get the hell out of here and into air conditioning somewhere else.