1. “You’ve been writing so much, I can’t keep up with you!” (This one isn’t funny or ironic but made me smile. I know I have at least one friend out there in Alaska following my adventures.
2. (SEE #4)
3. “Where’s my pants?”
4. BONUS FEATURE
Me: What was the thing you just said outside that I wanted to write down?
Alaska Joe: I got Krupniked at Weber Wonderland?
HWMMS: Um, everything.
Also, the only thing that would complete this night would be including the BFF in the ridiculous and enlightening conversation coming from the other room. From Slayer to Serbia to Space Travel. They have it covered. I need to make this happen someday.