Trainwreck Jenny: Turkey Edition


“Um, Jenny? You left the water running in the sink and now the kitchen is flooded.”


“What are you going to do when we have kids? Forget you left them in the bathtub?”

“There’s a big difference between a TURKEY and a baby!”

“Well, they are about the same size…”

22 pound turkey roasting in the oven. Basting with Peach Wine. Mmmmm.

Whatcha talkin' bout Willis?