Twitterments. Me in 140 charcters or less. Like what you see, come follow me!

  1. Be ethical. Be honest. Be human. #LifeLessons
  2. It’s midnight. WHY AM I HEARING POWER TOOLS ON THE PATIO OUTSIDE? Oh dear husband…
  3. AND the answer to my last tweet? How about finishing up one last part of the new patio tables he created out of the old sauna walls. #HWMMS
  4. I wanted to go to bed at 6:30, but I didn’t. I even took the dogs for a walk, now it is 8:30. Acceptable bedtime? #WhyAmISoTired
  5. Dear #RealEstate Agents: If you’ve had a propertly listed for 200+ days and still have the wrong school district listed on the MLS, well…
  6. Dear #RealEstate Agents: How NOT to waste my time, YOUR time and my clients time. Post interior photos on MLS. You gain nothing by hiding.
  7. I do like the feature on Facebook that allows friends to check in as “safe” during crazy weather/dangerous situations. #Harvey
  8. Concert ticket $32. Ticket charges $7.50. Color me old-fashioned and cheap but isn’t that too much, 19% for ticket fees? Really? ARUGH.
  9. “The farther he had taken himself away from the person he had been, the better he would be in the future.” – Paul Auster, Music of Chance
  10. <—-world weary.
  11. #JustAddToast How Eating Avocados May Help Slow Down Your Brain’s Aging
  12. It’s actually laughable how much technology doesn’t want to agree with me when on short deadline.
  13. Woke up with a lot of old, dear friends on my mind and in my heart. Must schedule friend dates.
  14. The hot, crowded overpriced FAIR? Really? Tornado damage, fire can’t keep more than 1 million people from EC Fair
  15. Things I’m Over: People using the same damn GIFs on status updates on Twitter. I searched #GOT conversation last night and gave up.
  16. Things I’m Over: COLORFUL TEXT BOX IMAGES OF STATUS UPDATES ON FACEBOOK. In other news, things I’m over…Facebook.
  17. I’m two years into this adventure called real estate and I get more and more flabbergasted and gobsmacked each day.
  18. WAY TOO MUCH CRYING.
  20. HAHAHAHA. I have a #Pinterest board for Fall, Winter and Spring. Guess which miserable season is missing? Oh heat & humidity, I loathe thee.
  21. Waking up exhausted. Ugh.
  22. Every time I see the words “Model Home” I think Arrested Development. #RealEstateLife
  23. When I see FIOS in a MLS listing. #RuralLiving JEALOUS. #RealEstateLife
  24. Every. Single. GD. Time. I log into my online @DIRECTV account I have to reset my password. I’m SO OVER THIS COMPANY. #LimitedRuralOptions
  25. In the pool I am weightless and humidity free. The pool is what I think heaven would be like.
  26. Meh. Gotta get beyond meh. Happy silly pictures running around everywhere lie. #depression #exhausted
  27. I feel like the air has been pushed out of me. Not good, not good.