Unnecessary Dress Browsing. I’m currently wasting time, ok, not wasting, rethink—choosing to spend my time browsing pretty sale dresses on the interwebz. I found this one and sent it to HWMMS.

Truly You Tulle Ruffle Dress With Eyelet Detail

His reaction?

Well, I like it but it’s not you. The length is too short, you’d have to shave your legs and you can’t wear penguin pajama pants underneath it.

He speaks the truth. (At least the wintertime truth…)

That said, I need to find an occasion to wear this dress. (SWOON) Also hello cleavage!