“Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold–in these are sunk The hopes of all men and of every nation” –Lord Byron
“The problem with some people is when they’re not drunk, they’re sober”- William Butler Yeats
“Let’s go to Sample.” -Me
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”- The great philosopher Frank Sinatra
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”- Benjamin Franklin
“If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic. -Author Unknown
Bessie Braddock: You, sir, are drunk!
Winston Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning.
“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” -Jack Handey
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”- George Burns
Me (and Friend 1):
“Sometimes you tell the day by the bottle that bar at which you drink.” -Bon Jovi (Edited by Friend 1)