With friends like this, who needs a liver?

Me:

“Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold–in these are sunk The hopes of all men and of every nation” –Lord Byron

Friend 1:

“The problem with some people is when they’re not drunk, they’re sober”- William Butler Yeats

Friend 2:

“Let’s go to Sample.” -Me

Friend 3:

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”- The great philosopher Frank Sinatra

Friend 1:

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”- Benjamin Franklin

Me:

“If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker.  If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.  -Author Unknown

Friend 1:

Bessie Braddock: You, sir, are drunk!
Winston Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning.

Me:

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”  -Jack Handey

Friend 1:

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”- George Burns

Me (and Friend 1):

“Sometimes you tell the day by the bottle that bar at which you drink.” -Bon Jovi (Edited by Friend 1)


Whatcha talkin' bout Willis?