OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

IS THIS REAL LIFE?

IS THIS A FANTASY?

It’s been how long since putting a deposit down for Starlink? Oh, ok. Only a year. IT FEELS LIKE MUCH LONGER. HWMMS screamed when he read the email. Weber Wonderland might actually catch up with internet speeds of the last decade!

Of course there goes my houseplant money…Upfront cost ain’t cheap for that dang satellite. $100 deposit for space in line for a year and $500 for equipment. AND then $100 per month. Our current satellite internet service which is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow is $110 a month.

If it produces the right service – it will be worth every freaking cent.

CAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ARE AT CURRENTLY. (“up to 100” – HAHAHAHAHA never that I’ve ever ever known but ok – DATA CAPS crush any hope of a speed even close to 25.)