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Future Niece

Lil Brother Tim has a countdown to XX or XY on his blog. One 192 days for Auntie Jen to get her act together to be a responsible…

The Doctor and his Wife

Sometimes I don’t know how I got so lucky… The good doctor brother and his wife decided to give their bigger, depressed, unemployed sister a little boost. Nutritionally…

Lessons Learned In Time

There are things in life that happen that are always going to be out of your control. And they are awful. And they hurt. And they shake your…

Umph.

I don’t get it. I really don’t. Yesterday, I spent time with a dear friend. Good talks. Tough times. I came home to a raging headache. Sinus pressure…

Saturday Seriousness

Coffee filled and ready to roar. I found myself knee-deep in my *important* journal. Important journal you ask? Yes, yes….the sparkly one I save for the best occasions….

Broken Glass

Fate has a way of screwing with you… I decide, to get OUT of bed. Which is a hefty accomplishment for me today, believe me…I read Us Weekly,…

I feel…

abandoned, abnormal, achy, aggravated, agitated, alienated, alone, amused, angry, angsty, antisocial, apathetic, apologetic, ashamed, awful, awkward, bad, baffled, beat, befuddled, belittled, bittersweet, blah, blank, blind, bold, bonkers, bothered,…

Phil Collins Concert!

Phil Collins Concert! THANK YOU 1000 times thank you to Phil’s biggest fan, my Aunt Carroll for the amazing opportunity to bond! Oh…Phil! We love you so…I never,…

Think Twice…

Just another day for you and me in paradise. (I quickly see a trend for the week!) Two quick stories I wanted to share about Socially Aware All…

All of my life, I’ve been looking…

All of my life, I’ve been looking… But it’s hard to find the way Reaching past the goal in front of me While what’s important just slips away…

Football Season

I was getting ready to turn the station away from the *Angry White Rock* station 103.3 The Edge—until *My name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid Rock came on! Turn. It. Up!*…

Rhythm of the Rain

Mmmmmmmmm. Even if I wasn’t an unemployed insomniac waiting for the next big thing to sweep me into the throws of a normal lifestyle…I would find it difficult…

Fashion Week

I am pretty sure I never heard or thought about fashion before I started watching Sex and the City. So much to my surprise that I now am…

Jeanette Winterson

Jeanette Winterson. A beautiful writer. I adore this woman and her novels. My favorites are The Passion and Written on the Body. Here is an excerpt from Written…which…

September Blogiversary

Ah. Happy Blog-I-versary…to me  in seven days. AND HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to my two favorite people in the whole world (who just happen to be bloggers as well as…

Jennifer Hawkins

The numbers that have EXPLODED on my stats counter…with the people looking for JENNIFER HAWKINS! I’m currently over 10,000 hits! Huh???? I’m not sure what to do with…

27 Online?

No really 27 online users RIGHT NOW at 2:10 am on, on…ugh. Sunday September 5th. ***Ugh. Today is September 5th? Dad are you fucking with me???*** Cosmic timing?…

Compassionate Unemployed Girl

Someone thought this was rather amusing and I should share with you all… Oh, tis a curse…I can’t help it. Call me Compassionate Unemployed Girl. Yeah, yeah…we all…

Jennifer Hawkins?

I AM NOT JENNIFER HAWKINS!!! STOP COMING TO MY BLOG!!! On second thought… WELCOME to my blog. Here’s what you’re looking for! No joke, these have been my…

Alone.

Alone. Although yesterday and today has brought me down and out. I have to say I am sort of looking forward to tonight. Alone with Us Weekly, The…

All Things Dulcinea

I love, love the musical Man of La Mancha. Jesus Christ Superstar, Les Miserables, Man of La Mancha, Rent perhaps in that order. The other day I was…

Styrofoam Depression Manifesto (Initial Draft)

I found myself writing these thoughts a few hours ago…I thought I would share. Word for word rambling thoughts from my journal…And, no it doesn’t HAVE to make…

Metropolitan Lust

I have to smile. Erin is at work reading the New Yorker (yeah, hard week!) And she sent an email along to me. “New Yorker Envy” “The cosmopolitan…

Online Dating Editors?

If you can’t figure out what to say in a personal ad? WHY would you hire someone else to do it for you? Perhaps that would be misleading?…

All Things Overwhelmed

Ugh. (Mind you, I am doing this for my benefit alone. If you choose to delve into my past with me, hang on it is a long ride.)…

All Things Screwed!

Well, the Jen will be attending her final semester of law school in the Spring. Which, I guess is good…more time to earn some money the next few…

Cats Love Balloons!

Once again. The balloon and decoration festivus scared the hell out of my cats. Simba cat and Sasha kitten are scared of balloons. Apparently this phobia is more…