Today is a Ron Hawkins Crackstatic day.

Otherwise known as a

“Maybe I should join the Peace Corps, day.”
“Maybe, I am not as compassionate as I think, day…”
“I just want the next part of my life to begin now, day.”
“Heck yeah, I could move to Toronto/NYC/DC/Chicago, day.”
“I might be a good trophy housewife/mom/junior leaguer, day.”
“Why am I waiting to look for a different job again, even though I love the agency I work for, day?”