Greetings Law School Vending Man,

Last week on hump day, I approached the vending machine in the law school and found that both rows of Mountain Dew were sold out. I LOVE me some Dew. BUT I rarely drink it anymore. HOWEVER going on my 3rd day of 14 hours of work/school*before including studying*, I find that before class, I need NEED a pick me up. Preferably green.

I forgave you the first time. Perhaps there was an exceptionally difficult 1st year lecture to make it through last week.

However, upon attempting to procure said Dew this week? Same time same place. I found the same situation. No Dew. Sold out.

LET ME REMIND YOU THAT THIS IS A LAW SCHOOL! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHERE IS THE CAFFEINE! THINK OF THE PROFITS YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON DUMBASSES!

Please, stock Dew immediately,
Love disgruntled 3L Jennifer