Giant Inflatables?
Anything OVERSIZED and INFLATABLE would be outlawed. OUTLAWED.
Call me QueenRobin Hood. I’d rob from the tacky and give to the poor and mandate that such $90 lawn decorations be returned immediately and all money handed over to charity. Including the amount of electricity it costs to maintain a fleet of ridiculous blow up dolls on a front lawn.
Yes, even the penguins.
Who created these monstrosities and WHY?
Queen AllThingsJennifer declares: NOT FESTIVE. And I hate you Gemmy Industries and all the people who actually sign up for your Airblown Inflatible Collectors Club.
God said “Let Their Be Light” but I don’ t think anyone could have imagined the lights shining into outer space off of our blow up doll front lawns in 2007.
And since I’m not queen of the world all I can do is ask…can this trend be over soon please? Thank you.
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