Ah, Vegas. I’m actually only on Day #2 still but realized this place needed its own post.

WELCOME TO THE HEART ATTACK GRILL! Wandering up Fremont Street on our way to the Pawn Shop we passed by this place and knew it would be a MUST SEE, of course in our world that turned into late lunch a few hours later because we were too excited to see what was inside!

I was happy to learn that despite being obese, neither one of us were close to eligible for a free meal. Phew.

As soon as you walk in you see everyone wearing hospital gowns.  So silly. Obviously right up our alley. I also spied an IV full of WINE at the table next to me, and despite not being a lover of Chardonnay…

Anyone who knows me realizes it is impossible for me to turn down an IV of wine. Our “nurse” Lola set it up for me…

I think it took HWMMS about 2 minutes to fall in love with Lola. I mean, he had a MAD CRUSH going on…as soon as we realized if you don’t finish your burger, well…

Spanking occurs! There was no way HWMMS was going to finish his burger now, not with the love of his Vegas Fantasy Life Lola there waiting to spank him.

In addition to the wine IV we may or may not have had jello vodka shooters out of plastic penises…and personalized prescription pill bottles filled with shots of jager. My oh my day drinking in Vegas is a lot of fun!

The burger was AH-MAZ-ING. I ate every last bit and might have licked the tray. So no spanking for me right? Um, wrong. You see I kept accidentally spilling out my IV of wine everywhere, so I ended up being punished for being a bad, bad girl.

And HWMMS got his spanking, well…because when in Vegas…

Ahem.

Naptime, we have WHISKEYFEST next!