Dear Future Self,

Make sure that that you are DEFINITELY calling your best friend at work instead of instinctively dialing the extension of your no longer future intended who works in the same building before you leave a quick, happy, random message about the weekend and possibly seeing (or in this case not seeing) a cute boy.

Ahem.

Yeah.

Because when the no longer future intended tells your friend that you accidentally left the message on HIS voice mail instead of hers, um…she will call you and you will remember what you might have mentioned and be QUITE EMBARRASSED.

Love,

Past Self