There are days I greet everyone in the office with a cheery *Good morning!* and then there are the days when I can only muster out *Morning*

Whatever.

I actually got in 8 hours of sleep last night. There I was in my bedroom watching the Olympics, kitty cats by my side, surrounded by magazines working on my very first Inspire Me Thursday project (as well as one from The Artist’s Way) So content. So happy. And then I put my head down. Resistance was futile. I set the clippings aside, snuggled under the blankets and turned off the light.

8 hours later I awake to a new day and STILL don’t want to get out of bed! Go figure. I realized I missed my *Last call of the day* from my sweetie AND I didn’t pick up my Baby-No pills. (I didn’t coin this phrase a dear friend did, of course dear friend and all my other friends are no longer taking Baby-No pills they are in BABY-YES! territory.) Well, turns out it wouldn’t matter anyhow, cause the pharmacy had to call my doctor to get another 3 month prescription. So I find out this morning.

As I was walking to the pharmacy before work I noticed that my pants felt like they were creeping down my body (oops, forgot the belt!) My right bra strap was sliding down my shoulder (that’s what I get for reaching way down in the drawer for undergarments!) My thong was not QUITE sitting in the right place. AND MY DAMN SWEATER sleeves were sticking out from my jacket (I forgot to fold them up.) Oh and my scarf kept rearranging itself over the right shoulder while the strap of my favorite bag was still seeking a cozy place to stay put on my left shoulder. Grrr!

And I should add I totally have NOVELTY socks on today. Nyah nyah!

I caught the bus with the greatest of ease and actually found a seat. Ahhh. 5 minutes of silent joy—-wait! No! I feel something WET ON MY LEG! Of course, of course my steamed dumplings that I brought for lunch, which were sitting in unopened packaging and wrapped in a plastic bag…of course the soy sauce leaked through all the packaging (3 layers) and through my canvas bag on to my leg. Of course, you want to know why? Because I despise soy sauce. And now I can freaking smell like soy sauce ALL DAY! Yippeee!

And that my friends, is why it is just MORNING for me.