Ah. the Old Pink. A Diamond in the rough. There is nothing better than watching your best friend get continually hit on by a “Certified Painter” with a Minnesotaesque accent and a penchant for astrology. Oh, and having young 21 year old boys attempt to start a legitimate bar conversation not knowing that the ladies graduated from college in the previous millennium. Always a good time. Always several chances to score, especially after 3 am rolls around. (I do not recommend doing Tequila shots after 3 am, even if you THINK you want one…you don’t, trust me on this one.) I enjoyed making fun of the exceptionally handsome preppy dark haired boy. I do believe he was wearing a white oxford shirt, navy blue vest, nicely pressed khakis…AND A BLACK LEATHER SPIKED BRACELET FROM HOT TOPIC!!!!! Aaaah. I asked him what was up with the bracelet and then he took it off and showed me where he bought it from…hee hee. Must create edgy image to pick up cool woman at bar. His adorable friend who reeeeeeeeeeealy reminded me of my love, Ron Hawkins singer-songwriter from my favourite band just had to smile his adorable grin with his messed up hair and self-proclaimed Renaissance man drink of choice, vodka gimlet in hand to be edgy. Hmmmm. The twisted part of this cute Jen boy story is…this time the best friend is looking (and was innocently offered an invite back to these two mens apartment to fix her contact…ahem.) and I am daydreaming of my very own virtual reality Renaissance man…alas…I should REALLY start taking these men up on their harmless free drink offers…I can use the $ I save for plane tickets on Southwest to D.C.