Open Letters to Things In My Wee Kitchen

1. Dear Favourite Spatula,

You picked a piss poor time to break in half. I’m still gonna use you without your handle, so there.

Love, All Things Jennifer

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2. Dear 3/4th of an Oven (Wee Bit Bigger Than An Ez-Bake)

WHY DO YOU KEEP TURNING OFF? YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY.

Love-not-so-much, All Things Jennifer

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3. Dear Spice Rack,

Where are you hiding the cinnamon? And the cloves? No really. Game over.

Love, All Things Jennifer

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4. Dear Silpat Baking Mat,

How did I ever live without you? I love you. Although it is possible to burn cookies while using you still—but for that I blame the interwebs and my inability to disengage.

XXOO, All Things Jennifer

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5. Dear Tiny Freezer,

I’m sorry the only thing you are currently storing includes trays of ice and almost-too-ripe bananas. Very soon I will invite Bailey’s to visit, I promise.

Love, All Things Jennifer

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6. Dear Hand Mixer I Probably Bought At Walgreens,

Thank you for working your little heart out, please, please just make it a few more days so I can get through this cookie season. Someday, if I’m very lucky…you can retire and I will have a Kitchenaid Stand Mixer. However, comma, not anytime soon.

Love, All Things Jennifer

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7. Dear Whole Wheat Flour,

I love that I can sneak you into many recipes without anyone noticing. Thank you for being a friend.

Love, All Things Jennifer