“You must’ve had a fun time, because you took your pants off.”

Backstory: Pretty much every time I go out and have a drink, the FIRST thing I want to do when I come home is take my shoes off and my pants off. I’m not sure why? (No dirty minds here people.) My friends/roommates/and now partner have been making fun of me for years because you can always find a trail of clothes from the doorway to the bedroom after a Jen goes out drinking.

The odd thing is, I always take off my pants only, never my tops. You see, I don’t mind my bottom half (but for the flat non butt) and frequently run around without pants on. (And now you know.) Despite my well known relationship with my DD’s my middle must stay covered at all times.