I told my Mark that my brother received a Playstation for his wedding as a present from his friends. So when Mark wistfully browses the online shops and keeps stopping at the PS3, I tell him it too could only be his…if…he just pops that one little question.

I’m certain enough of his friends will pony up a few bucks as a constellation prize for him for getting to deal with me for the rest of his life, actually Lil Brother himself might be willing to pay that price! Instead of a “help us pay for our honeymoon” or “help us pay for our house” registry Mark could set up the PS3 MAN registry.

I can see it now, instead of a honeymoon Mark will be sitting on the futon playing Assassins Creed while I bake goodies and cook some good food in the kitchen.

And when you look at the overall big picture? This isn’t unreasonable, with approximately 300 guests our gift registry would be approximately $3.33 per person, not too shabby!

Ah, to dream.