Quarantine Quips from Weber Wonderland
1. Sing along to “We Didn’t Start the Fire” by Billy Joel.
Crock Pot Corned Beef St. Paddy’s Day.
Brady not a Patriot, Hurrah.
Gyms, Movies & Restaurants Closed
How Many Sick, No One Knows.
2. BREAKING NEWS AT WEBER WONDERLAND
Me: We have no tots.
HWMMS: OH MY GODDDDD! THE WORLD IS ENDING! ZERO TOTAGE!
Me: Zero Totage would be a cool band name.
3. In case anyone is wondering popcorn shrimp is not an adequate substitute for tots. Emergen-C is not Gatorade.
4. I love my husband with all my heart but I might need to add additional language into my living will directives if he keeps sending me messages like this.
“I’ll do an emergency tracheotomy or make a pressurized iron lung. I’ve even read about lower lung drains for fluid build up. At best we will figure out dosages of fish antibiotics. And do shots of NyQuil all day.”
How are YOU all holding up?
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