Mark: I could go for another sandwich.
Jen: Oh, really, and who’s gonna make that for you?
Mark: The sandwich bitch.
Jen: Sandwich bitch?
Mark: Yeah, the sandwich bitch.
Jen ignoring the sandwich bitch comment and flipping through the channels…landing on the God channel.
Jen: Is this from the 80’s or today?
Mark: You never can tell with them.
Jen: So, 80’s?
Mark: No, this one’s recent the preacher guy used to have black hair…
Jen: And you know this how?
Flip, flip, flip…Landing on CMT.
Jen: Oh my God there’s a Coyote Ugly 3 reality show, how come I didn’t know about this?
Flip, flip, flip…Landing on TV Land, which SHOULD say it all.
Mark: …
Jen: …
Mark: What is this show?
Jen: Some kind of High School Reunion?
Mark: …
Jen: …
TV Voiceover Man: Coming up on High School Reunion, Class of 87…
Mark: …
Jen: Honey, what class are you again?
Mark: 85
(Lightbulb moment)
Mark: OH MY GOD I DON’T LOOK THAT OLD DO I???
Jen: Laughing, slinks out of the room to become the sandwich bitch…
Mark: (TV Land still on) No really, these people look middle aged!
Mark: Look at him, he’s younger than me?
Jen: Laughing (with him of course) from the kitchen.
Mark” No really, look at her hands, her hands look OLD!
Mark: Oh God, the bad music!
Mark: I mean if I saw that woman in the store I wouldn’t think she was my age!
Mark: Sandwich bitch, bring me a drink too…
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