Tales of the Mistress

Husband POV: Owning an old car is like being a parent… Reason #201– Taking it to a dealership to get one of those multi -point “inspections” is like parent-teacher night at school. They tell you about all the sh*t you’ve done wrong, or still need to work on.

Wife POV: Having your Husband own an old car is like cheating on your wife with a mistress…reason #227—when the dealership calls to tell you about all the things you’ve done wrong and still have yet to do and how much to spend to make it right, you RUN out of the house without saying goodbye or kissing your wife to attend to said mistress needs.

Dodge Challenger. Hot Rod. Muscle Car. = The Mistress.