Things I lose like socks in the dryer by Jen Smith

Things I lose like socks in the dryer by Jen Smith

1. Tweezers.

2. Travel coffee mugs.

3. My patience

4. The other earring.

5. Energy and motivation.

6. Battery charge on my phone.

7. Any willpower whatsoever when potatoes are involved.

8. See #7 but replace potatoes with tequila.

9. All track of time when in front of internet…