What to Wear to a Slayer Concert

Hello there! I haven’t blogged in MONTHS. Funny that THIS is the post that inspired my return. Oh that wacky husband of mine…

Actual Conversation.

HWMMS: Did you see the hat I’m going to wear to the Slayer concert tonight?

Me: (Not looking his way, but saw the ridiculous hat sitting on the table earlier…) Yep.

HWMMS: No, look, are the goggles too much?

Me: Yep.

HWMMS: I’m gonna take off the goggles, I’m not a crazy hat wearing person anyhow…

Me: Yes, yes you are a crazy hat wearing person, have you met you?

HWMMS: Well, I’m not a crazy leather cowboy hat with goggles wearing person.

Pause.

HWMMS: I think I need a vest to go with it.