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No!!!!!!!!!!!! Viewed 27 times. So I did something last night. I put a profile up on Match.com. And when I woke up this morning (early by the way)…

Home

Home. I haven’t even been in my new apartment that long and I’m already reconsidering. You see, I was moving things around in my bedroom to prepare for…

Rule of Smith Gift Giving

Rule of Smith Gift Giving Rule #1. (Only one rule to remember.) MUSTOPENGIFTGIVENTOYOUBYASMITHASSOONASHUMANLYPOSSIBLE. No patience involved. A Smith is so excited about the present they picked out they…

Things I lose like socks in the dryer by Jen Smith

Things I lose like socks in the dryer by Jen Smith 1. Tweezers. 2. Travel coffee mugs. 3. My patience 4. The other earring. 5. Energy and motivation….

Rejected by the Buffalo Irish Times

Rejected by the Buffalo Irish Times I guess my dearest friend, the Editor wanted a *serious* piece. Oops. 🙂 Being the well read Irish Lass that I am…

Facebook and Jennifer Smith

My friend Stephanie posted this link on her Facebook page. Facebook: ‘Why not give your ex another shot?’ Social network’s ‘friend suggestions’ getting a little … um ……

IRONY?

IRONY? The universe is a cursed, evil, ironic jilted lover today. I opened up the Awe-Manac and found It’s DECIDE TO BE MARRIED DAY? I’m supposed to write…

Michael Jackson

Weird. I just realized I was invoking the MJ on Facebook yesterday afternoon during the storm… Jennifer Smith DARKNESS FALLS ACROSS THE LAND (of downtown Buffalo) the two-o’clock…

Neighborhoods

Since living in Buffalo I’ve been in a few different neighborhoods. When I first moved, I lived in…wait for it…Williamsville. (GASP! Moi?) I know. Even worse? I lived…

Friendly Advice

A few quotes from friends regarding my Ex and his pending (perhaps already completed…GULP…pit of stomach drop) nuptials? “If I were a man, I’d marry you.” “Perhaps seeing…

Apartment and Books

Apartment and Books. So… This past week I’ve been GRUMPY. Grumpy. Grumpy. *That time of the month* grumpy. Overworked. Tired. Poor. Unhealthy. But I’ve been reading like a…

Speechless.

Speechless. So, today is the day that the man I lived with and thought I was going to marry someday (we broke up last October) emailed me on…

Tiny Poutine

Tiny Poutine. Mmm. Poutine. I discovered thee years and years ago on one of my trips over the border and thought “My God these Canadians have it right!”…

Perfect Storm

Perfect Storm. Seriously, this story is still stuck with me and scares me so. And makes me feel, almost guilty for leaving this profession and wandering into the…

Too Close to Home

Too Close to Home. Dear God. I’m having a really hard time reading this story in the News today. Two youths charged with killing worker at Lockport group…

Things

Things. Last night on my walk home my mind started out in a foul mood. I’m a loser. I should have more money. I should have more nice…

depressed extrovert

Tis no fun at ALL being a depressed extrovert let me tell ya… Friday was a night in. Napping. Reading. Eating. Sleeping. Um…a night in with a very…

Famous

Famous. Hee hee. How silly. Last night as I was walking to my porch the nice neighbor next door was coming out of her house and asked me…

Weekend Update…Part Two and a Half

Weekend Update…Part Two and a Half Ugh. Oops. After that last post I hit the bed for a power nap. And when I woke up to the rings…

Weekend Update

Weekend Update. Ah, the weekend started on a high note. I was all about HAPPY HOUR at Target. Right after work I wanted to hit the store to…

Dating Dealbreakers?

Dating Dealbreakers? Hmmm. Can I really date a man who asks me in an email “who is Terrell Owens?” (Kidding. Sort of. I think.) I suppose some of…

To sleep…

Sleep. Is. My. Friend. My goodness I’ve been sleeping a lot.

Community Relations

Community Relations. Oooh, the job has been fun so far…but for those appointments at the doctor and well, surgery and recovery time. Bah. So many people to meet,…

Me?

Me? My darling friend in DC told me recently that “I’m insufferably, incorrigibly and irredeemably the most impatient person on earth.” In a loving way of course. Me?

Recovery (through the eyes of Hydrocodone-Acetaminophen)

Recovery (through the eyes of Hydrocodone-Acetaminophen) Tee hee. I was sleeping last night while taking the happy pain pills, now I’m awake, armed with YouTube and the company…

Lefty in the house

Lefty in the house! My experience today at the Buffalo Surgery Center was amazing, very professional, kind, understanding, friendly (but for the bad television in the lobby area…Rachael…

Finger Flexor Tendon Surgery

Finger Flexor Tendon Surgery “What do we love? PAIN!” I feel silly. I have my surgery tomorrow afternoon, outpatient but they are putting me under. My brother (savior…