Seriously, at this point counting by number of days is laughable. I need a calculator to figure out the weeks. Sigh.
I’m anxious as all get out. I sort of thought I’d have test results today. Monday, after a weekend. They sent my test on Wednesday. But no. Nope. Nada.
So I’m trying not to think about it. I’m trying not to think of the test coming back negative. I’m trying not to think about the test coming back positive. Of course, I can’t not think of much else. Being online only annoyed me more. The news. I can’t.
Which is why today was a good day for a chuckle.
Actual text message from my mom…
“Thank you for the one can of green beans and the face masks, you’re wonderful and I love you.”
ONE CAN OF GREEN BEANS? Apparently this was a very delayed backorder from a month or so ago. It made her laugh, so that’s a win. I love that she wrote out “one can of green beans.” Oh pandemic online shopping, thank you.
This put me in a distracted state long enough to stop thinking…so I baked banana bread (I’ve reached that point of the quarantine and I had very very very ripe in the freezer bananas to use.) It’s ugly. But DELICIOUS.
This is the recipe. (Ish) I chose this one because I made a mistake. I ordered too much cream cheese online. I thought I was ordering two packages (which I actually wonder why, we didn’t need two.) And instead I ordered two packages of two. Four! So, this cheesecake bread it will be.
Since we all know I never follow a recipe, I changed it up by doubling the recipe and using one cup of sourdough starter discard instead of flour. And greek yogurt instead of sour cream. And an extra banana. Or two. Which meant I had a super dense bread that ended up sticking on the bottom of the pan. (Sad trombone.) Which made the bread not pretty at all to look at but like I said, delicious. And laughable,
After the baking of the bread I went to get the mail and found THIS IN THE MAILBOX. (Our poor postal worker!)
I can’t even! I was hysterical at the mailbox! (No dildo was found inside said package. ) THANK YOU AIMEE AND JESS. I needed the laugh.
Sigh.
Then I saw the website for where I work(ed) was updated and looks wonderful and got super duper sad because that is what I would have been doing the last month if I was working. Silly, I know…but. It is what it is.
Then I realized an email for a meeting that I thought was happening tomorrow, meant tomorrow as in the email was sent on Sunday and tomorrow meant MONDAY not TUESDAY but ALLDAYSARETHESAME and everything is so very laughable.
LAUGHABLE.
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