MUSTACHE?

Last night, I asked HWMMS to photograph my dead tooth and infected gum so I could see how bad it is. Upon seeing the photo, I noticed thanks to the extreme close up MUSTACHE HAIRS WHICH I DIDN’T KNOW EXISTED to which he replied (incorrectly) “you didn’t know they were there?”

The backtracking was fierce, fast and furious. I’ve been aware of the chinny chin goat hairs for a decade. The upper lip, brand new information.

Also I should say that photo is with a flash, without the flash the hairs are not nearly as noticeable (AT LEAST THAT IS MY EXCUSE AND I’M STICKING TO IT OH MY GOD HOW DID I NOT KNOW?) New glasses, I think I need.

And…the hairs are now gone.