Full Employment Modeling Boyfriend vs. Unemployed Girlfriend Reality My darling John is working hard, trying to figure out unrealistic full employment economic equations and other fancy numerical problems….

Six Degrees of Alex Trebek. Time with the Smiths. Indeed, life has thrown us a most serious turn. Lil Brother has informed me of some disturbing news. And…

Coupons SUCK! I have been the little coupon clipper since I can remember…I was the one who can name almost to the dollar how much the weekly grocery…

Oh, sometimes when you are sick it is good to sit back and bask in all things good from childhood. When I am not feeling well I turn…

Slug. Sloth. Sitting on my ass. I have the energy level of a slug lately. I had the right idea early in the week, now I want to…

Blah blah blah. This weekend has not been very fun. I seem to find myself sick. Sick with sinusy pressury goodness earlier this week, which turned into a…

Serve. Love. Write down the first answer that comes to your mind when you read this question. “Why are you here? What is your purpose on Earth?” My…

Greetings. I have to admit I am slightly weirded out by the fact that I have readers out there that I am not paying to be my friends!…

Funny thing this blog universe. I have been writing in my head for days. Long, significant sometimes meaningful other times ridiculous blog entries in my head. And I…

1. Read all the books I own (ha ha ha ha ha…by December? I have this problem, I always buy more books!) 2. Get a passport. Get a…

Thank you to everyone who sent me shout outs for my *not so* big day, you are all appreciated greatly. The birthday that wasn’t exploded into my face…

Ahhh. The fond memories of Fredonia. Tonight I am heading home. Home for the Holidays. Home to see the ones I love and spend too much money on…

Today, we have a guest author on the Jen blog page–this is John in DC writing. The great Jen has spent the last couple of days visiting me…

“Red Bull” Cousin My littlest cousin spent the night. That would be Brenda and her little daughter, Jessica. HOLY energy drink in a can Batman! In the same…

Let me tell ya, I miss the blog outlet. When my girls are misbehavin at the Orange Security Threat Level…the office computer is off limits. The cold, dark…

I actually said out loud…by my own accord…the term *F-Bomb* when referring to John Kerry and the Rolling Stone article. I, Jen Smith, PottyMouthCloseTalker said *F Bomb* as…

One Week Already? Wow. Here it is Friday already. Geez. Sorry I have been out of blog-mission. I will quickly try to throw thoughts down. Washington D.C. :…

Hmmm. I’m thankful for my family, the ones who put me on their cell phone plan, the ones who come around and go out to dinner with me,…

(insert cell phone blog tale from Saturday here. eventually. thanks to the family for the plan) I was innocently watching the game at T/Ds two weeks ago when…

: ( That is how I have been feeling all day. I’m tired. I have way too much work to do for school in the next few weeks….

Jen, uncensored. Begin. My thoughts, I confess turn to…dirty. My God. If men think about sex more then women…how? Just how morning-noon-night? And I am defining the term…

C’mon. Someone. Try it. See if you can find ANYTHING related to me. Sometimes this Jane Doe syndrome, otherwise known as Jen Smith, is interesting, I can hide…

Felt kinda blah yesterday, might be the weather? I avoided most Buffalo news, in fear of rehashing the football game. Front cover of the Sports section caption cried…

“Do not swear at all; Or if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self, Which is the god of my idolatry, And I’ll believe thee.” Ron Hawkins is…