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List of Things To Do Before My Next Decade

Greetings. I have to admit I am slightly weirded out by the fact that I have readers out there that I am not paying to be my friends!…

Protected: TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT

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Protected: Fired…but not fired.

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Protected: Don’t you try to think ahead…

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Postdated Blog Heaven

Funny thing this blog universe. I have been writing in my head for days. Long, significant sometimes meaningful other times ridiculous blog entries in my head. And I…

Things to accomplish in my 30th year

1. Read all the books I own (ha ha ha ha ha…by December? I have this problem, I always buy more books!) 2. Get a passport. Get a…

The Birthday

Thank you to everyone who sent me shout outs for my *not so* big day, you are all appreciated greatly. The birthday that wasn’t exploded into my face…

Sneaky Puke, BJ’s and the WHITE INN!

Ahhh. The fond memories of Fredonia. Tonight I am heading home. Home for the Holidays. Home to see the ones I love and spend too much money on…

Comfort level

Today, we have a guest author on the Jen blog page–this is John in DC writing. The great Jen has spent the last couple of days visiting me…

Cousin Time

“Red Bull” Cousin My littlest cousin spent the night. That would be Brenda and her little daughter, Jessica. HOLY energy drink in a can Batman! In the same…

Two Sizes too LARGE

Let me tell ya, I miss the blog outlet. When my girls are misbehavin at the Orange Security Threat Level…the office computer is off limits. The cold, dark…

F-Bomb

I actually said out loud…by my own accord…the term *F-Bomb* when referring to John Kerry and the Rolling Stone article. I, Jen Smith, PottyMouthCloseTalker said *F Bomb* as…

One Week Already?

One Week Already? Wow. Here it is Friday already. Geez. Sorry I have been out of blog-mission. I will quickly try to throw thoughts down. Washington D.C. :…

THANKFUL THANKSGIVING

Hmmm. I’m thankful for my family, the ones who put me on their cell phone plan, the ones who come around and go out to dinner with me,…

Cell Phone of Jen

(insert cell phone blog tale from Saturday here. eventually. thanks to the family for the plan) I was innocently watching the game at T/Ds two weeks ago when…

Emotional, Sad Blog Ahead

: ( That is how I have been feeling all day. I’m tired. I have way too much work to do for school in the next few weeks….

My thoughts, I confess turn to…

Jen, uncensored. Begin. My thoughts, I confess turn to…dirty. My God. If men think about sex more then women…how? Just how morning-noon-night? And I am defining the term…

Google me.

C’mon. Someone. Try it. See if you can find ANYTHING related to me. Sometimes this Jane Doe syndrome, otherwise known as Jen Smith, is interesting, I can hide…

Dreary, Need Attention Day

Felt kinda blah yesterday, might be the weather? I avoided most Buffalo news, in fear of rehashing the football game. Front cover of the Sports section caption cried…

Wet With Passion

“Do not swear at all; Or if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self, Which is the god of my idolatry, And I’ll believe thee.” Ron Hawkins is…

Resurrection of Jen Soprano One

So it snowed yesterday. I drove home singing winter holiday songs loudly without any car radio. I thought to myself. “Self, you are pretty good.” I was being…

Phil Collins and Buffalo Radio Stations

Phil Collins and Buffalo Radio Stations Obsessed much? There must be something in the air tonight, cause Phil Collins played 6 times during the 4 hours I had…

Republican? REALLY???

What is it exactly that makes me feel aligned with the REPUBLICAN party? And my answer. My answer started with pause. I do not fit nicely into any…

Crazy Pumpkin-Headed Girl

Hello everyone, fans, friends, family and foes. (Foes? Surely I jest.) I’m just about all over the place today…having placed a self-issued quarantine on my body and soul…

To address a few concerns…

Thank you for your concern. Thank you for your support. Always remember the ranting of Jen is not necessarily coherent, but the passionate underlying remains true to fact…

Yesterday

So here are my thoughts on yesterday. At the moment I’m worn and torn because of a physical altercation with one of my residents who jumped me from…

Ralph Lauren Polo Cologne

Ralph Lauren Polo Cologne. My heart is all a flutter thinking about it. I was trying to locate parking this morning at UB. Always a fun game. I…

All Things Jennifer

Pleasing herself and others since 1973.

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