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Thank you to everyone who sent me shout outs for my *not so* big day, you are all appreciated greatly. The birthday that wasn’t exploded into my face…
Ahhh. The fond memories of Fredonia. Tonight I am heading home. Home for the Holidays. Home to see the ones I love and spend too much money on…
Today, we have a guest author on the Jen blog page–this is John in DC writing. The great Jen has spent the last couple of days visiting me…
“Red Bull” Cousin My littlest cousin spent the night. That would be Brenda and her little daughter, Jessica. HOLY energy drink in a can Batman! In the same…
Let me tell ya, I miss the blog outlet. When my girls are misbehavin at the Orange Security Threat Level…the office computer is off limits. The cold, dark…
I actually said out loud…by my own accord…the term *F-Bomb* when referring to John Kerry and the Rolling Stone article. I, Jen Smith, PottyMouthCloseTalker said *F Bomb* as…
One Week Already? Wow. Here it is Friday already. Geez. Sorry I have been out of blog-mission. I will quickly try to throw thoughts down. Washington D.C. :…
Hmmm. I’m thankful for my family, the ones who put me on their cell phone plan, the ones who come around and go out to dinner with me,…
(insert cell phone blog tale from Saturday here. eventually. thanks to the family for the plan) I was innocently watching the game at T/Ds two weeks ago when…
: ( That is how I have been feeling all day. I’m tired. I have way too much work to do for school in the next few weeks….
Jen, uncensored. Begin. My thoughts, I confess turn to…dirty. My God. If men think about sex more then women…how? Just how morning-noon-night? And I am defining the term…
C’mon. Someone. Try it. See if you can find ANYTHING related to me. Sometimes this Jane Doe syndrome, otherwise known as Jen Smith, is interesting, I can hide…
Felt kinda blah yesterday, might be the weather? I avoided most Buffalo news, in fear of rehashing the football game. Front cover of the Sports section caption cried…
“Do not swear at all; Or if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self, Which is the god of my idolatry, And I’ll believe thee.” Ron Hawkins is…
So it snowed yesterday. I drove home singing winter holiday songs loudly without any car radio. I thought to myself. “Self, you are pretty good.” I was being…
Phil Collins and Buffalo Radio Stations Obsessed much? There must be something in the air tonight, cause Phil Collins played 6 times during the 4 hours I had…
What is it exactly that makes me feel aligned with the REPUBLICAN party? And my answer. My answer started with pause. I do not fit nicely into any…
Hello everyone, fans, friends, family and foes. (Foes? Surely I jest.) I’m just about all over the place today…having placed a self-issued quarantine on my body and soul…
Thank you for your concern. Thank you for your support. Always remember the ranting of Jen is not necessarily coherent, but the passionate underlying remains true to fact…
So here are my thoughts on yesterday. At the moment I’m worn and torn because of a physical altercation with one of my residents who jumped me from…
Ralph Lauren Polo Cologne. My heart is all a flutter thinking about it. I was trying to locate parking this morning at UB. Always a fun game. I…
Otto Titsling…invent me this! Ladies out there can relate to this…bra anxiety. How difficult is it to find the perfect fitting brassiere these days…pinch, pull, push, mold, minimize,…
I should be working on my Domestic Violence paper, something to do with TANF re-authorization, marriage promotion initiatives and how this legislation will effect victims of DV. Instead…
My dumb adopted Leroy, $500 down the tubes…is now going to cost a whole lot more. I hate the standard hotrod. Leroy and I are not on speaking…
And now I will try to recreate the masterpiece formerly known as “Loud, Loud Leroy Car.” First of all thank you to Paul “Shaggy-Larz” for teaching me how…
Jeanette Winterson Anyone familiar? I’m seriously finding myself devouring her novels. The Passion was the first one I read and very much enjoyed. I’m now reading Gut Symmetries and…
My darling pequeno Stephanie, who is pursuing her MBA at CMU, mentioned something like this to me in an email today… “Right now school is 1st priority…everything else…